1. Turned 30 and survived without so much as hint of female pattern baldness.
2. Looked on, completely horrified, as Huxley ate cat poop.
3. Stopped him from going back for more.
4. Spent an obsessive amount of time trying to track down the source of the nasty cat pee smell in my house. After a good hour or two, I deduced it was the litter box. And only the litter box. My nose hurts from trying to sniff out the source. Will dismantle and disinfect electronic litter box tomorrow. Decided just to smoke and open windows in the meantime.
5. Overslept for a networking meeting at 7 a.m. this morning. No idea why I even bothered to sign up. Rule No. 1: Know your limitations.
6. Made this list.
7. Wore brown flip flops with black sweater. Movie theaters are dark. And I've clearly given up on myself.
8. Fired a client for the first time ever.
9. Decided that it won't be obvious that the lawn needs to be mowed until after I move out in two weeks.
10. Curled my hair like it was 1998. see No. 1.
2 comments:
Dude, you had great hair in 1998! And, I loved waiting for you for hrs while you curled it. :)
-M.O.M.
The time has been cut down to 10 minutes or less. Apparently, the curling iron technology has improved. Or I'm less obsessive about it. Either way, it still takes too long to do it every day. Sad, I know.
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