Well, I have about 22 minutes left of smoking. And, it looks like I'm not really going to quit. The probable ulcer and the job stress and the sky stress and the fact that I really, really like it makes quitting a nay. So, pay each other appropriately.
Thirty sucks. Today sucked especially. I had a hearing in the Magic City and I was worried about getting shot in the face for at least part of the time. Managed to make it out safely.
HLC and Tiki planned a great event for me on Saturday. We went to the casino. And I threw up all over the lobby. And I wasn't even drunk. Think it has to do with a whiskey coke and the probable ulcer. It was awesome. Here's how it went.
Sour Girl excuses herself from the black jack table and walks to nearest bathroom.
Nearest bathroom closed for cleaning.
Sour Girl walks to lobby to next nearest bathroom.
Sour Girl starts to gag and covers mouth with hand.
Sour Girl projectile vomits all over floor. In front of at least 10 people.
Sour Girl walks to front desk.
SG: "Yeah, I just threw up. And I'm really sorry. You might want to call someone to clean that up."
Front Desk Guy: [total look of disgust]. "You need to tell housekeeping."
SG: "Yeah, right. Normally, that's what I would do but, see, I have to go throw up again." [walks off to bathroom with hand over mouth again and barely makes it to the toilet.]
After about 20 minutes in the bathroom, I managed to stop throwing up, clean most of the puke off of myself and my clothes, flip my tank from front to back (so the wet spot wouldn't show out the front of my cardigan) and find my friends to join them in the limo for the ride home.
So, I was totally awesome. In a completely different way. Aside from the puking, though, it seems as though a fun time was had by all. Birthday girl, included.
I need less stress. Really.
2 comments:
I'm horrible - I know it. We totally ditched you on Saturday. Mike got home from Center and was so sore and tired that we stayed home. We'll have to get together soon!!
Not to worry! It's two less people who could have seen me throw up. Really, don't worry about it. We'll totally get together soon.
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