Monday, November 26, 2007

I hate my neighbor

Not like I hate the cold. Not like I hate shrill teenage girls. Not like I hate the Replay Lounge. Not like I hate clowns. Those things, I can tolerate. I hate her like I hate doing dishes that have been dirty for months. Like I hate over-billing. Like I hate Lindsay Frykman. Like I hate my old boss, David. Like, I truly loathe her. And I don't even know what she looks like.

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